I make an appearance in the Onion's counterpoint section.

Tim shared this week's Onion's counterpoint. I doubt he sent it to me for the following reason, but I think it's a prime opportunity to poke fun at myself. One of the commentators is a nerdy looking chap whose piece closes with the following pearl: "It would be far too difficult—and far too arrogant—to attempt to sum up the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in one op-ed." Similar to me? Yes, but it gets worse. Here's the gent's photo:

Aaaaaaacccchhhhh. I've become a physical stereotype in the Onion!

The response to the poindexter's comments is hilarious: "Not if you hate Jews!"